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- July 02, 1990: Revenge Of The Dyna-Movies
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- <history>
- TIME--The Weekly Newsmagazine--1990
- July 02, 1990 Nelson Mandela:A Hero In America
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- <article>
- <source>Time Magazine</source>
- <hdr>
- CINEMA, Page 64
- Revenge of the Dyna-Movies
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- <body>
- <p>In the hot summer films, storytelling is out, sensation is in
- </p>
- <p>By Richard Corliss
- </p>
- <p> From the reviews, you may think that Gremlins 2: The New
- Batch is about a cute creature who battles his evil brethren
- to save Manhattan. You may read that RoboCop 2 is about a
- police officer, half man, half machine, who battles his evil
- robot twin to save Detroit. You may have heard that Total
- Recall is about Arnold Schwarzenegger trying to reclaim his
- memory and save Mars.
- </p>
- <p> Wrong. For the makers of many summer films, the storytelling
- art is passe. These talented fellows want to dream up worlds
- that can exist only in the cinema. Call their pictures
- dyna-movies, for they are dynamic rather than dramatic. They
- trade in sensation, in the jolts a moviegoer gets at seeing a
- villain's body blow up real good. Their impact is the sum of
- their special effects. And their tone is high facetiousness;
- the whole construct is an elaborate joke.
- </p>
- <p> For decades, critics lamented that cinema, unlike painting
- and music, was yoked to narrative. Movies told stories about
- real people, and the audience was meant to care about them.
- Would Rick leave Casablanca with Ilsa? Would Scarlett get
- Rhett? Film theorists didn't care. They wanted movies to slip
- the shackles of realism and burst into modernism. For cinema
- to enter the intellectual mainstream, there had to be movies
- whose subject was movies.
- </p>
- <p> Now there are such films. But they are not made by starving
- artists in a garage in Munich and called, say, Kinesis
- Synthesis 3. They are made by hundreds of well-paid technicians
- in Hollywood and called Gremlins 2. The film is so much about
- itself that it summons up a movie critic (Entertainment
- Tonight's Leonard Maltin) to offer a pan of Gremlins One.
- Halfway through, the film breaks down, the screen goes blank,
- and then gremlins are seen taking over the movie house. In the
- lobby a mother shouts at the theater manager, "This is even
- worse than the last one!"
- </p>
- <p> Most films offer the viewer one thing at a time to look at,
- one emotion to feel. A dyna-movie demands more; the eye must
- search every corner of the film frame for glancing gags. Look
- closely in the villain's lair in RoboCop 2 and find effigies
- of his patron saints: Jesus, Mother Teresa, Elvis, Oliver
- North. Listen hard to Gremlins 2 and catch witty details about
- zillionaire Daniel Clamp's cable empire. It includes 24-hour
- channels devoted to archery and laundry, and a movie channel
- featuring "Casablanca, but with color--and a happier ending."
- Gremlins 2 should carry the warning FOR ATTENTIVE VIEWERS ONLY.
- </p>
- <p> In their speed, technical wizardry, surface brilliance and
- cheerful cynicism, dyna-movies are the ideal art form for the
- MTV generation. Zapped for a decade by the lightning impulses
- of rock videos, inured to slaughter by campy slasher films,
- kids have become scarily sophisticated; they are connoisseurs
- of carnage. They know that in a blood ballet like Total Recall
- everybody gets killed but nobody gets hurt--because the
- characters aren't human beings but ciphers, cyborgs, stunt
- people and stunted characters, no more real than the creatures
- vaporized in Nintendo games.
- </p>
- <p> Even a pre-MTV adult can find the game exhilarating--for
- about an hour. Then it runs out of gas or fizzles out, as
- Gremlins 2 pretends to and ultimately does. At the climax, when
- other movies are accelerating, a dyna-movie must slow down in
- a vain search for emotional heft. By the end, viewers may be
- exhausted from information overload. Instead of leaving the
- theater with a rosy glow or warm tears, dyna-moviegoers feel
- like a James Bond vodka martini. They have been shaken but not
- stirred.
- </p>
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- </article>
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